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Birthday·For Maya
Maya, another year closer to the inevitable! Just kidding (mostly). You've somehow gotten cooler with age, which seems unfair. The secret is probably caffeine and selective hearing.
Anyway. Cake yourself. Pet a dog. Ignore your inbox. The world can wait one day.
Love you, weirdo.
— with love,
Jordan
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